Boston is Funny...

10. Its pronounced treh-mont, not trey-mont or tree-mont.

9. Our driving sucks so do our roads, so do our signs. Shut the fuck up about it and stay out of my way.

8. If you cut me off with an out-of-state license plate, I will blow up your car with a bazooka, in my mind.

7. The T stops running at 12:00 a.m.

6. The bars close at 1:00 a.m.

5. I93 starts to get interesting at 1:01 a.m.

4. We know NY is bigger and you think its better. Once you’ve got your world class education/operation here, you can go back.

3. Blue collar, white collar, no collar - do not remove a cone or a lawn chair from a parking space. You have been warned.

2. Do not try to emulate the accent in public until the choc in chocolate sounds the same as chalk.

1. Worcester is spelled like Dorchester, but with a W. Worcester is pronounced Woosta. Dorchester is not pronounced that way. It is pronounced Dot-chestah. Dorchester is worth visiting only for easy, but tough gals, and Gazelles. Worcester is not worth visiting at all, no matter what Dennis Leary says.

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