December 16, 2005

What Kind of Drunk are You #1

Charlie Wrigley wrote this in the early morning:

Is this town we’re all drunks. Which one are you. Number 1 in a series of many are the Angry Drunks.

Angry Drunks
We have all seen these assholes. When sober, they are usually normal affable peoples. Perhaps even close friends. But when they drink, be careful. There is a metamorphosis that takes place. Usually a glaze comes over their eyes and turns in to a cold hard stare at anything and nothing in particular, sort of like Al Pacino’s character in ‘Scent of a Woman.’ A harmless question like; yo what up playa? can set ‘em off. They’re dangerous, and quickly become a burden on the other drunks. Fuckin’ assholes.

Is this you? No? We’ll get you pinned soon enough…

* Filed under: Drunks

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