December 21, 2005
What Kind of Drunk are You #3
Maybe you’re a sloppy drunk? You guys are ok in my book…
Sloppy Drunks
This category is reserved mostly for the ladies. 8 appletini’s and they’re loose as a goose. Slurring and swaying. They will end up with a strange cock in their hand by the end of the night. Considered as fair game by their legless suitors. Ducks. Mud ducks if they aint very attractive. Pilots with their trusty wingmen circle these lassie’s with the hopes of having their strange penis’ in her hand before dawn. If she’s real sloppy maybe the wingman can swoop in for seconds. Unless, of course the fellas are-a-sufferin’ from whiskey dick.
Sloppy is ok, just don’t rely on me to get you home in one piece.
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