Boston is Funny...

Enjoy your New Years Eve Boston!

Though most of you go to much cooler places like NYC, or Vegas for the unimaginative sensory overload addicts.

If you didn’t go away, or home for the college break, enjoy yourselves! If you still don’t have plans, don’t fret! I’ve got some great ideas for you…

-Stay home and watch the ball drop with Regis! He’s an entertaining guy and the new face of eternal youth, because as much as people say Dick Clark hasn’t aged over the years he caught up with himself quick. He looks old. And old people are depressing because captain obvious says that they remind us of what we have to look forward to.

-Egg the drunks. Pretty self explanatory. Aim for their faces.

-The T is open all night my friends and renting out a cart is so cheap that it’s free. Ring in the New Year on the Train! Remember it’s BYOB, and bring a little bail money with ya.

-Pay the cover at a bar, and once you’re inside, fuckin’ rob it! They’ve been robbing you since you turned 21 and even before at some places (we drank at the littlest bar when we were 16) take back what’s yours. The mark-up on booze is about 300% so whatever your take is, it’s completely justifiable. Oh, and bring a lot of bail money in case something goes wrong.

Have a safe and Happy New Year!

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