January 6, 2006
Top ten reasons why you should make a career change…
10. Everyone in your company thinks that you are funny.
9. The walk from your T stop to the office is too far for the winter.
8. You are the smartest person in the company, and you are of average normal intelligence.
7. They frown upon making your morning coffee “a little Irish.”
6. You’ve already had sex with all your married co-workers.
5. The coffee sucks, so you spend half of your paycheck/time at Dunkin Donuts.
4. You aren’t very good… at anything.
3. For a person who sweats as much as you, you may want to sharpen your game and try and join the NBA.
2. As many “sick days” you take because of “doctor’s appointments” you could be a primary care physician. - No worries, you’ll still get to play the same amount of golf.
1. It’s going to be difficult to continue to teach third grade math after you have officially registered as a sex offender.
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