February 13, 2006
Donuts!
I was 20 minutes early for work today, must be on account of all the kids having the day off. Damn kids got it made.
The work parking lot was empty, and had just been plowed. Not plowed very well, I guess the good snow plowers were still on my street figuring out how to make my life more awesome (see post below)
They left a nice sheet of snow. The parking lot is huge here, so I did what any 27 year old, warm blooded, mentally challenged Bostonian would do. I did fucking donuts.
360 slides. Frontwards and reverse. I punched the gas going straight; got it up to about thirty then cut the wheel. Round and around.
It was awesome.
By the time I was “finished” and ready to go into work, I was 2 hours late and my gas tank was empty.
I’ve been having muscle spasms for the rest of the day. Which muscles? The fucking donut muscles, my friends… Muscles that haven’t seen a good work out since I was in high school.
I’ve progressed very little since then.
What the hell have you ever accomplished that’s so great?
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