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Valentines Day sucks! - That’s what I hear every year from every one.

Relax; it’s a day where most people are nice. Sometimes you get free candy. Nothing wrong with that.

Buy a card and some flowers and shut the fuck up about it.

If you don’t have a special someone to spend Valentines Day with, who cares? How is it any different from yesterday… or tomorrow… or the rest of your life?

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. I know how sensitive you losers are. Oops, I did it again; I played with your heart. I’m not that innocent! - How’s that for a current reference?

If you are all alone in Boston tonight, hit up one of the bars and get drunk like it were a Saturday. Get laid like it was a Friday. Then tomorrow, take the morning after pill like it were a Sunday morning.

Happy Valentines Day Boston!

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