February 17, 2006
Why Are These Women Running?
stolen from boston.com: sue me, I have nothing.
Are They…
Running from an Asian man dressed as Godzilla?
Running in from the rain earlier today?
Running to the supermarket to get groceries to prepare dinner for their men?
Running to church to confess their sins of the flesh?
Taking a cigarette break?
Making a break for it from the prison known as Weight Watchers?
Running away from that creepy dude on the left in the red cardigan?
Special Olympics 500 meter dash?
Taking a running start as they try to fly?
Trying to get an autograph from a guy who sorta looks like Tony Danza?
No, none of that. The doors have just open at Filene’s Basement for their Bridal Event. Wedding Dresses are on the cheap, and we all know from the Nutty Professor, “you can’t stop a woman from shopping.”
Forget about women about to get married, they are crazy enough - get the fuck out of their way and let ‘em do their thing.
Hell hath no fury,
Like a woman who gets her wedding dress of her dreams stolen “from a fat bitch that hasn’t been a size 4 since she was a fat fucking embryo.” - Not an actual quote, but not to far off.
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March 3rd, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Don’t mess with Bride’s, Funny Man. $249 for a wedding dress. Who cares if I don’t even have a boyfriend, I’m getting 2.