April 14, 2006
Good Friday? How about Great Friday…
More of my vapid rhetoric regarding all things Holy…
Today, is Good Friday. If you’re not catholic (edit: or Christian. Sorry I forget), then it’s just Friday. If your work involves the stock market, and you’re not catholic (edit: or Christian!), then it’s a day off.
Just what is good Friday? Well, there are many theories to what it is. Some people say it was a day when Jesus was about 26, and he had a killer Friday. He got totally wasted and hit on tons of guys. The end of the night was a bit of a blur, but religious folklore has it that JC woke up with a treacherous hangover on Sunday. He slept until about two.
He and Judas went to some outdoor tappas place soon after Jesus arose. They had a few mimosas. Jesus, basking in the sun, abuzz from the bubbly, said to Judas, “Man, that was a Good Friday.”
And so it was. Make this Good Friday an f’n Great Friday!
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