April 16, 2006
Patriots Day!
Do you realize?
You live in the only place in the world, where today is a holiday. Unlike other bullshit holidays (read: Easter) there are tons of things to do. Most involve drinking drinks with drinkers until everyone’s drunk.
The sox play at 11:00 a.m. So, there’s that. Pre-game drinking in some circles began after the Sopranos.
ten second time-out: They should let Vito live out the rest of his days eating Johnny Cakes and fingering antique pots up in God’s country. Didn’t that just seem like the perfect place for the poor guy???
Digressing…
Ok, so you’re drunk as a skunk before the rest of the country has even punched in… You go to the game, or watch it at a bar, or at home, or not at all! When that’s over, you step outside the park/bar/apartment and marathon runners are racing past you! There is so many. But that could also be because you are seeing double/triple/quadruple at this point, god bless ya!
After that, if you’re still standing – you’re off to a familiar or strange place to just get weird. It will get weird too, it always does.
Thank God it’s Monday in Boston.
Tuesday will be hell, and you’ll wish you lived in Cleveland.
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