Boston is Funny...

168 hours of rain. Mother Nature is sad. Before that: a serious drought. Hurricanes, earthquakes, tidal waves. She’s a moody bitch! I never really understood a woman’s “cycle” but Mother Nature has been around for a long time, so hers must last longer than the normal 4-8 days. Makes sense right? Maybe all this natural disaster over the last few years is caused by Mother Nature’s PMS. I know a few women that get moody enough that they’d like to have a hail storm come down on my head if they had the power. Well, she does. And she’s one. Wicked. Pissed. Motha. Expect a few volcanoes to erupt soon. Then we should have some smooth sailing for 50 years or so, until Mother Nature’s “aunt Flo” is due back in town.

I feel sorry for the people in a few generations that will be around for her pre-menopausal hot flashes!

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