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May 22, 2006

Bachelor Party: Dare To Do It!

Charlie Wrigley wrote this at around evening time:

If you ever cared or wondered what girls do on bachelorette parties, all of your answers can be found in a deck of playing cards, titled Dare To Do It Activity Cards. Each card has a wacky dare, which you can be sure, we’ll get to… Once the dare is completed points are awarded to the gal who was brave enough to successfully execute the dare.

In flipping through the deck the realization hit, that although the dares may be fun for a bacholorette party, they are down-right hilarious for a bachelor party. So, in between the sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll at your buddy’s send off to a shackled life – implement this game for a few laughs, and also to embarrass, degrade and stimulate the shit out of him - for one night - the last night you’ll see him, until after the divorce has been finalized.

This game comes with an instructional card. This card has way too many words, which is typical for women’s game; always looking to complicate things - below are the only important rules - however, addendums have been added wherever appropriate.

RULES
1. Find a fun* bar.
Addendum: It may not be a gay bar, and if one of the guys at the bachelor party is gay, he may not participate… tell him to pretend he is playing in a pick-up basketball game, where his role is to sit and fucking watch.

2. At this fun bar, each participant picks cards from the face down deck. He must then complete the dare successfully to receive the alotted points.
Addendum: bonus points may be awarded if an extra dare is also completed.

3. The player with the most points when the game is over is the winner…
Addendum: …and is definitely gay.

*fun bar for a bacholette party usually involves a long tablet of signature drinks ending in “tini,” a DJ spinning top 40 crap and a dance floor where they can totally fuckin’ lose themselves while for a bachelor party fun bar is a place with cheap drinks and girls… Better yet just go to a strip club to play this game.

The Cards.

Point Value: 100 points
Get a guy to donate $10 to help pay for the cost of the bachelor party.
25 Bonus Points: On a cocktail napkin, write out an I.O.U. signed, “your secret admirer.”

Point Value: 25 points
Get the number of a very hunky male
25 bonus points: if you then call him from the bar, sigh and tell him how bored you are.

Point Value: 50 Points
Get a man to give you a piggyback ride.
25 Bonus Points: Challenge people staring at you to a chicken fight.

Point Value: 100 Points
Get a guy to show you a hidden tattoo.
25 Bonus Points: Get the back-story behind the tattoo because every tattoo has an annoying back-story.

Point Value: 100 Points
Write your name with lipstick on the chest of a willing male.
25 Bonus Points: Apply the lipstick on your lips and leave a kiss mark after your name. (There are 4 buckets filled with vomit at my side.)

Point Value: 25 Points
Do a shot with a geek.
25 Bonus Points: a body shot.

Point Value: 100 Points
Get a photo taken of you with a married man.
25 Bonus Points: a rich married man!

Point Value: 50 Points
Dance with the worst dancer… compliment him on his dancing skills.
25 Bonus Points: Kick his ass in a dance-off using only his moves.

Point Value: 100 Points
Get a guy to ask you to marry him.
25 Bonus points: Ask to see the ring.

Point Value: 100 Points
Pass a love not to a guy who is with his date.
25 Bonus Points: In the note write how wrong she is for him.

Point Value: 50 Points
Give a guy a back massage
25 Bonus Points: Give a happy ending. (9 buckets)

Point Value: 100 Points
Get the bartender to give you a free drink
25 Bonus Points: the drink: Midori Sour, extra sour.

Point Value: 50 Points
Pinch a guy’s bottom and tell him he has a nice butt.
25 Bonus Points: Disclaim first by saying, “I’m not gay or anything…”

Point Value: 50 Points
Ask a man for change for the condom machine.
25 Bonus Points: ask him at the urinal, after you’ve already complimented his watch.

Point Value: 50 Points
Do a shot with a blonde man
25 Bonus Points: A blonde man!!!! Hahahahaha! Um, find out if the carpet matches the curtains. (Gross, and I’m out of buckets)

I’ve got a bachelor party coming up in NYC in a couple of weeks – my buddy Matt is definitely doing shots with a couple of blonde guys, that’s all there is to it.

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