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May 24, 2006

Gangbangs of New York

Charlie Wrigley wrote this in the early afternoon:

A friend of mine, who lives in New York, was searching for an apartment. He found what looked like a great listing in Manhattan - spacious, affordable, updated etc… Basically a rare find in Manhattan.

The listing person was looking for another roommate. Said that they wanted a cool guy to hang out with. So my friend shot over an e-mail expressing interest in the listing. The guy called him back.

The apartment guy, we’ll call him Joe, said that it was a great apartment. Joe wanted to meet my friend, who we’ll call Jim, to see if they would be compatible roommates.

Before ending the conversation, Joe stated that there was one more thing. The guys in the house now, were interested in Jim because he was Jewish, and they were looking for a cool Jewish guy for their group. Their group, liked to find girls with whom they would have gangbangs. (True Story) So they liked to have gangbangs and they needed a Jewish guy. Jim was creeped out and never met Joe and kept looking for an apartment…

Joe made a big mistake. He should have showed Jim the apartment. Got him inside - showed the amenities. He needed to sell him on the apartment first. Once he’s got Jim excited about the apartment - then Joe should have eased him in…

- Oh, by the way Jim… the guys and me love to find girls to have gangbangs with… it’s kind of our thing. We’ve already got a black guy, an Italian, an Irish guy, we got a short guy too… We just need a cool Jewish guy… Now you obviously like the apartment, and I’m sure you like sex too right? So you can live here in this awesome apartment - have a few gangbangs once in a while and everything will be right as rain. Sound kosher?

How could he say no to that approach?

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