Boston is Funny

December 20, 2005

What Kind of Drunk are You #2

Charlie Wrigley wrote this mid-morning:

maybe you’re an aggressive drunk?

Aggressive Drunks
The fight starters. These guys are awesome, if only for entertainment value. They work out hard at the gym all week and are dying to kick someone’s fucking ass on the weekend. They may blame it on the Red Bull and Vodka or the steroids, but in the end, they have an agenda. The first chance they get to beat up on some pussy, they’ll jump on it. The shirt will come off tonight, because there will be blood shed, and there is no way any faggots are going to bleed all over his black Armani Exchange T-shirt. These guys travel in packs so watch out.

Is this you? You disgust me.

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December 16, 2005

What Kind of Drunk are You #1

Charlie Wrigley wrote this in the early morning:

Is this town we’re all drunks. Which one are you. Number 1 in a series of many are the Angry Drunks.

Angry Drunks
We have all seen these assholes. When sober, they are usually normal affable peoples. Perhaps even close friends. But when they drink, be careful. There is a metamorphosis that takes place. Usually a glaze comes over their eyes and turns in to a cold hard stare at anything and nothing in particular, sort of like Al Pacino’s character in ‘Scent of a Woman.’ A harmless question like; yo what up playa? can set ‘em off. They’re dangerous, and quickly become a burden on the other drunks. Fuckin’ assholes.

Is this you? No? We’ll get you pinned soon enough…

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